Comments on: Damned Kids Wouldn’t Stay off His Lawn

By: doug in IN

doug in IN — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:29:33 +0000

When kids were doing this to my house last summer I considered an ambush with a paintball marker – bruises should be a good identifier, too.

I’ll have to check the Indiana laws, I guess.

By: DirtCrashr

DirtCrashr — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:09:19 +0000

Why not just hose ‘em down with sprinklers and a high-pressure firehose – that’l make them wet (might knock them off ladders) and the TP soggy, and the cold air should do the rest during influenza season…

By: Flighterdoc

Flighterdoc — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:34:16 +0000

OK, got it. Next time some punks trespass on my property for a ‘prank’, I’ll dissuade them using something other than fox urine.

Starting with Bear Spray, and ending in things measured in calibers.

By: OrangeNeckInNY

OrangeNeckInNY — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:47:26 +0000

You can order fox urine online. People use it to repel groundhogs from their property.

By: doug in colorado

doug in colorado — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:36:26 +0000

ONe question with a follow-up…

Where does one obtain fox urine….and Why would one go to the trouble, when a leftover bottle of father’s day Hai Karate aftershave would have been sufficiently disgusting and would have enabled the perpetrators to be identified later, just as well or better than fox pee.

D in CO

By: Claude

Claude — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:21:55 +0000

The homeowner may also face charges of animal torture for making the fox drink a case of beer and falsely imprisoning it until it went pee-pee. :)

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:33:53 +0000

In Texas you can use deadly force to stop malicious mischief after dark.

TPing a yard is one of the examples used in many CCW classes I’ve been in. Daylight – no deadly force. After dark – deadly force justified.

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:02:34 +0000

ah, money and time well spent fighting “real” crime. Well done gov buffoons!

By: tjbbpgob

tjbbpgob — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:48:57 +0000

I’ve got a brother-in-law who thinks that t.p.ing someones yard and trees is hillareous. I had to get all serious on him to make him believe that his sister and I thought it was a really bad idea. The fox urine must have been expensive, having never seen that scent at WallyWorld.

By: RKM

RKM — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:32:07 +0000

Sure fox piss is justified. Not so long ago, it would have been rocksalt via 12 ga.

I can see the jury holding back laughs as the kids and arresting officer testifiy.