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A Celebrity Worth Supporting

If you have never heard of Nigella Lawson before, you’ll start to fall in love with her right now.  If she didn’t live in London, some of you might volunteer to go protect her since she recently pissed off ALF and PETA.

When asked on BBC1’s The One show if she thought the fashion industry should outlaw fur, Nigella replied that she would wear it if she could kill the animal herself. …

Then she made a stabbing motion and added, “Going into a shop and buying a fur coat would be an act of weakness. But if I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I would wear it proudly as a trophy.’’

ALF just named her a “legitimate target” according to one outfit.  PETA seems more sane by simply saying her comments make her unattractive.  I’ll let you guys decide if they are right.

I knew a woman who trapped the foxes that made up her vest.  I admit, I think it would be pretty cool to have a fur jacket that I caught myself.

9 Responses to “A Celebrity Worth Supporting”

  1. J. Dock says:

    If ALF really did decide to go after Nigella, it would be the single worst idea ever. In fact that would be the complete death of them.

    Besides the fact that I am powerless to resist her, the fact remains that if you look up who she’s married to, you’d realize that ALF would probably be hounded to the ends of the earth if they decided to get jiggy.

    After watching her show for quite a while, I find all other cooking shows to be too uptight.

  2. acosenza2 says:

    Her comments make her unattractive eh? Uhhhh yeah, about that, I am pretty sure that she is smokin hot and her comments increase that.

    I am not sure ALF should make a target of a woman who wants to go into the woods and kill a bear….they might just have their hands full.

  3. Phil-Z says:

    Reminds me of the old Simpsons episode –
    “See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.”

    “Like my loafers? Former gophers –
    It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,”
    Monty Burns

  4. phlegmfatale says:

    Nigella is one of my all-time heroines. It’s nice to see a chef on television who obviously enjoys life and isn’t trying to conform to some hollywood/oprah channel model of womanhood. Good on her for standing up to those halfwits. Plus she’s always nice to gaze upon.

    Long overdue, but you’re on my blogroll now. :)

  5. Sanchez aka "Jack of All Trades" says:

    Yep… No need for a cold shower… Just look down at the keyboard, cross fingers, and hope she tells the animal rights ter-… Groupies… To piss off later on during the month…

  6. Philbert says:

    I would have thought ALF would appreciate the use of cat fur. Unless it was made from Lucky, of course.

  7. Ahab says:

    If I were an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.

  8. DirtCrashr says:

    We have one of her cookbooks.

  9. I second Ahab’s comment.

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