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Now We’re Heroin Addicts

Remember Tonya Paine?  Well, now we suburbanite gun owners need to be reigned in because we can’t stop ourselves from coming into their fair city to trade our guns for smack:

“We have a lot of suburbanites that come into this city carrying their arms and they trade them off for these stamp bags of heroin,” said Payne. “Let’s call a spade a spade. People don’t want to hear the truth.”

I’ve never even seen a stamp bag of herion, let alone ever traded a gun for one.  I mean, accusing people of not wanting to hear the truth?  Pot, meet kettle.

14 Responses to “Now We’re Heroin Addicts”

  1. Carl in Chicago says:

    “Let’s call a spade a spade.”

    Tonya Payne, I’m pretty sure you don’t want us to do that.

  2. Bruce says:

    Clearly, a law is needed to make it illegal to possess heroin. That way, when…uhhhhh…never mind.

  3. George says:

    Wow. Just…wow.

  4. Linoge says:

    What is a “stamp” bag?

    Also, that woman is a bleeding idiot. Period.

  5. AntiCitizenOne says:

    uhhh…what?

    stamp bags?

    I think the lady just wants to corner the stamp bags of heroin market, and perhaps she just shot up before she made that statement…

  6. Link P says:

    They are wax paper bags. I presume, based on their size, one could store postage stamps in them.

    The photo in the link below shows usage in respect to the heroin trade.

    http://www.post-gazette.com/popup.asp?img=/images4/20060608pg_heroin_stampbagPJ_450.jpg

  7. Sebastian says:

    What does it say that Tonya Paine knows all about this scene, and we crazy gun owners have to look it up on the internet like a bunch of dorky geeks?

  8. Wolfwood says:

    What do you mean, “like” a bunch of dorky geeks?

  9. Mark@Sea says:

    “We have a lot of suburbanites that come into this city carrying their arms and they trade them off for these stamp bags of heroin,” said Payne. “Let’s call a spade a spade. People don’t want to hear the truth.”

    “We have a lot of liberal journalists that come into the city and supplement their income with prostitution. Lets’ call a lying political whore a spade. Some people know the truth when they hear it.”

  10. Kevin says:

    I live in the suburbs a bit north of Pittsburgh, and could use a new pistol.
    Should I make up some stamp bags of fake heroin and trade them to all these addicted gun owners for a nice Kimber or Glock? If I do it up here, I will be helping to save the planet from the pollution created by the junkies commuting to the city just to score some smack. And since we will be doing it in the ‘burbs instead of “Da Burg”, we will not be upsetting the dear council critter
    I mean what can go wrong? Fake drugs will not get me arrested, and if they mark finds out they are fake, well – I now have his gun…

    So can Tonya tell me what the standard exchange rate is? I want to put an add in the HorseTrader or maybe on Craigs list
    How many bags for a NiB Kimber Pro Raptor II?
    What is a Glock 17 worth?
    KelTek P-3AT = a full stampbag or partial?
    Do I even consider taking revolvers in trade?
    What about longarms?

    Next thing you know, that dumb B**ch will be trying to craft laws restricting free trade all over the commonwealth. ;)

  11. red says:

    If you’re a junkie criminal, why not just rob the dealer?

  12. Sebastian says:

    Robbing drug dealers has been known to seriously reduce a person’s life expectancy.

  13. Tom says:

    They’d have made a better move banning stamp bags like shi’cago did a while back.

    If they can’t stop the heroin how can they expect to have the resources to enforce the gun laws?

  14. ruralcounsel says:

    I’d bet the real activity is crackheads and dopers from the city coming out to the burbs and countryside to steal the guns.

    Us country folk that go in to the city carrying don’t do it to trade fine weaponry for their dope; we carry to keep the friggin’ barbarians that wander their streets at bay.

    Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade. This Payne person has clearly been sampling way too much of those street pharmaceuticals.

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