August 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

I suppose when you’ve been unhinged from reality for so long, your whole world begins to take on a bizarre nature.

And why would we BCs (bitter clingers) bother with a nobody like Helmke, when we’re so busy manipulating the global economy for the oil companies, spreading chem-trails through the atmosphere to cut down the population, giving AIDS to poor Africans, bringing down American skyscrapers in controlled demolitions while faking terrorist attacks, torturing innocent Muslim activists for amusement, and steering hurricanes from our secret, nuclear-powered satellites, to say nothing of the earthquake I started the other day in an attempt to get rid of California liberals? (oops, I’ve already said too much)

Damn, why do I always miss out on all of the fun Stuff?

Your new Core Directive: Infiltrate Paul Helmke’s bedroom. Obtain secret files about “Shadow Party” and “Operation: Preventing Irrelevance”

Wait a minute…did I post that…O SHI-

*Brady Campaign horde storms in*

“PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!”

I can’t believe the gun grabbers and so-called progressives have double standards on this matter, they’ve done it before, why should they expect their opponents to “play fair” either?

for the greater good my ass.

as compared to what, the profits about big oil, pharma, electronics corporations, corporate media…how bad can the so-called “ebil gun industry” be compared to anyone else who seems to make at least 1000000x the profits?

I am waiting my new instructions Dark Lord.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

1. Paul Helmke is actually a former Detroit stripper named “Paula.”
2. The Joyce Foundation funnels their money into the Brady Campaign the same way prisoners bring drugs into prisons.
3. Mary McFate was actually Dick Cheney in drag.
4. The tin foil used for Brady campaign hats doesn’t stop Donald Rumsfeld’s evil mind control brain waves.
5. Barack Obama is actually a robot named Tron 5.

These are all true but they were covered up in a vast conspiracy to protect………..yes you guessed it……..The Illiuminati!

And why would we BCs (bitter clingers) bother with a nobody like Helmke, when we’re so busy manipulating the global economy for the oil companies, spreading chem-trails through the atmosphere to cut down the population, giving AIDS to poor Africans, bringing down American skyscrapers in controlled demolitions while faking terrorist attacks, torturing innocent Muslim activists for amusement, and steering hurricanes from our secret, nuclear-powered satellites, to say nothing of the earthquake I started the other day in an attempt to get rid of California liberals? (oops, I’ve already said too much)