Comments on: Things You Never Want to Find Yourself … http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/ The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the State ... Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:18:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Wyatt Earp http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27205 Wyatt Earp Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:01:43 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27205 Damn. CorbinKale stole my answer!!! Damn. CorbinKale stole my answer!!!

]]> By: Bob http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27196 Bob Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:01:18 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27196 Jokes aside, it begs the question whether we should be sending this man to prison when we've got 17 million illegal aliens running around, crack dealers and real criminals out there. Jokes aside, it begs the question whether we should be sending this man to prison when we’ve got 17 million illegal aliens running around, crack dealers and real criminals out there.

]]> By: Marshall http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27178 Marshall Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:19:46 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27178 "I will give up my lawnmower when they pry my cold, stiff fingers from it." Which, thanks to aging, may be much sooner than my ultimate total demise. Sounds like he would have been better off pouring his ethanol in the lawnmower...at least it might have dissolved the fuel bowl gunk and started... “I will give up my lawnmower when they pry my cold, stiff fingers from it.”

Which, thanks to aging, may be much sooner than my ultimate total demise.

Sounds like he would have been better off pouring his ethanol in the lawnmower…at least it might have dissolved the fuel bowl gunk and started…

]]> By: Danno http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27175 Danno Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:21:27 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27175 "What's the appropriate round for shooting a lawnmower?" Easy. .50 cal: http://www.jibjab.com/view/92896 “What’s the appropriate round for shooting a lawnmower?”

Easy. .50 cal: http://www.jibjab.com/view/92896

]]> By: Peter http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27174 Peter Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:20:53 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27174 Obviously that depends on the situation. If you can get close enough, a .22 will do it. However, if the lawnmower is, for instance, using the weed whacker as a shield/hostage, you might need to use a scoped rifle from appropriate cover. :) Obviously that depends on the situation. If you can get close enough, a .22 will do it. However, if the lawnmower is, for instance, using the weed whacker as a shield/hostage, you might need to use a scoped rifle from appropriate cover. :)

]]> By: Sebastian http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27172 Sebastian Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:01:27 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27172 Here's the gun nut question: What's the appropriate round for shooting a lawnmower? :) Here’s the gun nut question: What’s the appropriate round for shooting a lawnmower? :)

]]> By: Peter http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27171 Peter Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:00:03 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27171 I don't know, Nomen: sometimes lawn care equipment just needs shooting. I don’t know, Nomen: sometimes lawn care equipment just needs shooting.

]]> By: Nomen Nescio http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27170 Nomen Nescio Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:52:06 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27170 electric lawn mowers. provided only your lawn's small enough to make them practical, they start every time with no fuss, no smoke, no stench, and very little noise. takes at least half the frustration out of lawn mowing, then you can save your ammo for the range. electric lawn mowers. provided only your lawn’s small enough to make them practical, they start every time with no fuss, no smoke, no stench, and very little noise. takes at least half the frustration out of lawn mowing, then you can save your ammo for the range.

]]> By: Sebastian http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27169 Sebastian Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:51:31 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27169 You laugh, but there are tree huggers out there who want to do just that. At least for those dangerous earth assault lawnmowers that run on gasoline. You laugh, but there are tree huggers out there who want to do just that. At least for those dangerous earth assault lawnmowers that run on gasoline.

]]> By: CorbinKale http://www.pagunblog.com/2008/07/26/things-you-never-want-to-find-yourself/#comment-27168 CorbinKale Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:46:54 +0000 http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=4249#comment-27168 If we could get an outright ban on lawnmowers, these things wouldn't happen! Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in! If we could get an outright ban on lawnmowers, these things wouldn’t happen! Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in!

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