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When I Was 13

It never occured to me to steal my dad’s credit card and use it to buy prostitutes.  The best part of all this:

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

I’d say he’s off to a great start.

2 Responses to “When I Was 13”

  1. guy says:

    Hahahaha! Yes he’s perfect politician material.

    A) He spent money that wasn’t his,

    B) on services he wasn’t allowed to purchase,

    B) services the payer wouldn’t have approved,

    C) and still managed to mess up the end result he was spending the cash on in the first place.

  2. Linoge says:

    Do not forget that he managed to use the discrimination/PC leverage to help out his cause, as well… Have to give the kid props for that degree of creativity.

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