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Mitt’s Out

Mitt Romney is suspending his presidential campaign.  It is now down to John McCain and Mike Huckabee.  Rumor has it, Romney has been on the phone to hell bitching that Satan has not held up his end of the bargain.  No word yet on whether Mitt will get his soul returned to him.

3 Responses to “Mitt’s Out”

  1. Ian Argent says:

    hey, at least he backed out because it was better to get an R pres than to lose the general election…

  2. Sebastian says:

    Yes. Mitt’s exit speech was actually really classy. I think Satan may have indeed returned his soul.

  3. Ian Argent says:

    Enh – Mitt probably sold him a cardboard cutout of his soul…

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