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Deeper Into the Fever Swamp

The Three Little Pigs is deemed “offensive to Muslims” by a British government agency, and was disqualified from winning the agency’s award.

5 Responses to “Deeper Into the Fever Swamp”

  1. kaveman says:

    Can we please just start shooting people now?

    Try this one at the next business meeting where everyone starts bitching about what offends them…..

    Scream at the top of your lungs, “I’M OFFENDED THAT NOONE IS SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME!”

    Then start punching everyone in the face while singing show tunes.

    That is, up until the deli tray shows up. Ummmmm, baby carrots.

  2. Sigivald says:

    The funnier part is that it’s deemed offensive to construction workers.

  3. kaveman says:

    Just where are all these construction workers who choose straw and sticks as construction materials anyways? I thought one of the morals of the story was to “build it right the first time” out of quality products. You’d think construction workers would see the benefit of sending that message.

    These are the same people who are offended about Seseme Streets’ Bert & Ernie living together(obviously a gay couple) and Elmer Fudds’ speach impediment and the Cookie Monsters’ harmful message to obese children.

    Think of the children!!! Then shoot some of the parents.

    God, a need a drink.

  4. Breda says:

    I don’t get it.

    Is this because Muslims don’t eat pork? Should we all pretend now that pigs don’t exist at all, because somehow just the image of a pig is offensive? They are not eating the image, nor is the image actually made of pork, so….I DON’T GET IT.

    I think I’ll be drinking with Kaveman.

  5. B Smith says:

    I’ll HUFF
    and I’ll PUFF
    and BLOOOOW YOUR HOUSE UP!!!
    (New, Muslim-friendly version)

    Hey kids, what and where are we drinking?

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