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Find a Job for Bitter

Bitter is looking for a job around my parts.

I need to get out of here.  Anyone got job tips for the northern suburbs of Philadelphia?  Feel free to shoot me an email.  This apartment complex, since being sold  a few months ago, is quickly turning into slums.  Crime will start going up.  I always figured such a dramatic turnaround took longer because leases had to end, new people had to come in, it would take them a while to start causing trouble.   Even Sebastian can tell a difference only being down here every other weekend.

It would help me out too, because I’m tired of driving to DC, and her apartment complex does indeed suck rocks.  I have indeed noticed it heading downhill.  Right now, there’s a lot of noisy tenants who like to play loud music and leave trash laying around, but it’s only a matter of time before real problems start, like people breaking into cars and other such behavior.

2 Responses to “Find a Job for Bitter”

  1. countertop says:

    Nooooo

    We. Must. Do. What. We. Can. To. Keep. Her. Here.

  2. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    I suppose you’d punch me if I said “Hooters”.

    But the joke must be made.

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