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Iowa Called for Huckabee

All the major networks seem to have conceded that Mike Huckabee has won the Republican caucus in Iowa.  All I have to say is this:

What the hell are they putting into the corn in Iowa?  Are you people nuts?  This guy is a big government nanny stater!

Hopefully other states have better sense.  I really fear for the future of our country if Mike Huckabee is the best the Republicans can do.

5 Responses to “Iowa Called for Huckabee”

  1. Jym says:

    I’m pleasantly surprised at how well Ron Paul has done… Looks like he actually broke into the double digits, which is sort of a shocker, and makes it much more likely for me to vote for him next month.

  2. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    Maybe they voted for the corn. The corn subsidy.

    (Or perhaps it is religious. I can’t be sure.)

  3. straightarrow says:

    Just be thankful he isn’t Mitt.

  4. Sebastian says:

    That’s the sad part. Both Hillary, Mitt, and Rudy are the losers tonight, and I’m still not happy.

  5. random says:

    I really hope this was just a one time thing. Although he will probably do good in other rural states. Thompson did ok at least.

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