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And then they came for my kegerator…

Wow! This is really crazy:

Alcohol is haram, or forbidden, to Muslims. As London is above the national average for alcohol-related deaths in males, with 17.6 per 100,000 people (Camden has 31.6 per 100,000 males), turning all the city’s pubs into juice bars would have a massive positive effect on public health. Forbid alcohol throughout the country, and you’d avoid many of the 22,000 alcohol-related deaths and the £7.3 billion national bill for alcohol-related crime and disorder each year.

I reserve the right to shoot any officer of the Islamic Caliphate who dares come to confiscate my beer tap. And I will too! There are some lines you just don’t cross :)

3 Responses to “And then they came for my kegerator…”

  1. Brad says:

    The day they ban booze in London is the day I renounce my English heritage and embrace my IBM (Italian By Marriage) status. To the Italians, if drinking is wrong, they don’t want to be right.

  2. Ahab says:

    Didn’t we try that here? If I recall correctly, it didn’t go so well.

    And yes; they come for my whiskey, they better be well armed.

  3. BobG says:

    “You can have my beer mug when you pry it from my cold, dead hands…”.

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