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Odd Ways to Off Yourself

We hear quite a lot of calls for gun restrictions based on the fact that they are great instruments for people committing suicide. I think this method is probably a bit more effective:

A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said.

Clearly easy access to chainsaws is to blame. Also, does anyone else notice that these really bizarre news reports always seem to come out of Germany?

2 Responses to “Odd Ways to Off Yourself”

  1. Ahab says:

    How the hell did he pull that off? That is some serious Evil Dead 2 Bruce Campbell shit right there.

  2. Matt says:

    I’m sorry he had to kill his father. I will say though, that required some serious dedication to the job.

    Matt

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