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Viper Control?

Perhaps certain state legislators in Pennsylvania should enact Snake Control. Check this out:

Jackson picked up two western diamondback rattlesnakes, a pigmy rattlesnake and two copperheads to try to keep police from taking her into custody, authorities said.

Jackson, who was raising the snakes for laboratories, received several bites during the standoff and was taken to a hospital after police subdued her with a stun gun.

The snakes were later donated to a zoo in Hershey.

We have some weird people in this state. Clearly something has to be done about the proliferation of assault snakes within the commonwealth.

Hat Tip: Dave Hardy

2 Responses to “Viper Control?”

  1. straightarrow says:

    We’ve already addressed that situation in Arkansas. It is illegal to kill a snake in this state.

  2. straightarrow says:

    come to think of it, that could explain Bill Clinton’s longevity.

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